Pick Seven Eleven

2026 Draft Review

Twelve teams, superflex, half-PPR, fifteen rounds, no keepers. The draft ran from 1 to 7 September and the season kicks off Thursday morning Sydney time, with the Rams and 49ers playing in Melbourne the same day. Below: a grade for every team, a full draft board, and a deep dive on each roster.

Two round 15 picks were still outstanding when this was written: Push Tush for Reggie Bush and Mals Pals each owe one. They Hit The 2nd Bower has a full roster and no defence.

The grades

Graded on roster construction for this league's settings: two QB slots matter more than anything, half-PPR keeps receivers honest, and bye weeks are a thing you are supposed to check. Grades are about the draft, not the season. Everyone knows the season is decided by whoever's RB2 stays healthy.

AJaxsons JiggersChubbyChaser20, pick 3Star power at every position, and a tight end to make the league jealous.
A-JackinGoffJacob0973, pick 8No fireworks, no holes. The kind of draft that makes the playoffs and annoys everyone.
B+Mals PalsMahl, pick 1Took the QB1 at 1.1 and never looked flustered.
B+The Justin Fuckerstim7w, pick 6A veteran side that will win a lot of regular season games and worry about December later.
B+Rome wasnt builtin Odunzewilliamdundas27, pick 7Four quarterbacks, two elite backs, and a team name that aged badly by round 7.
BMyles Away From HappinessSnackadaktal, pick 9Two young QBs, a receiver room with real targets, and a running back group built on hope and Tuesday waivers.
BKempsey Cum and find outPelicanpete, pick 12Two elite receivers, a stud QB1, and a Tyler Shough-sized question mark at superflex.
B-MaHomie N HerbieDazzaD1, pick 5The best top three in the league, then a whole lot of questionable tags.
B-My Bolles are BarronPackJhilp, pick 10Christian McCaffrey at 30. Puka Nacua questionable. Six injury flags. Buckle up.
B-Deep Balls and GrimaceronaldmcdonaId, pick 11Elite skill players, and a quarterback bye week that should have been caught on a napkin.
C+Push Tush for Reggie BushGrifReaper, pick 2Gibbs, two QBs, then a wide receiver room held together with hope.
C+They Hit The 2nd BowerLewDogz, pick 4Six receivers, a kicker taken with the final pick, and still no defence.

The board

All 178 picks made so far, by round and draft slot. Scroll sideways on a phone.

Full 15-round draft board
Rd1Mals Pals2Push Tush for Reggie Bush3Jaxsons Jiggers4They Hit The 2nd Bower5MaHomie N Herbie6The Justin Fuckers7Rome wasnt builtin Odunze8JackinGoff9Myles Away From Happiness10My Bolles are Barron11Deep Balls and Grimace12Kempsey Cum and find out
1J. Allen1J. Gibbs2B. Robinson3J. Taylor4J. Chase5L. Jackson6S. Barkley7D. Maye8J. Burrow9C. McCaffrey10J. Cook11J. Smith-Njigba12
2J. Jefferson24D. Prescott23J. Hurts22G. Pickens21D. Achane20A. Brown19C. Williams18C. Brown17J. Daniels16P. Nacua15C. Lamb14A. St. Brown13
3B. Hall36B. Nix35O. Hampton34J. Dart33T. McBride32K. Walker31A. Jeanty30B. Purdy29N. Collins28T. Lawrence27D. Henry26J. Herbert25
4J. Love37J. Williams38B. Bowers39C. Loveland40P. Mahomes41M. Stafford42K. Murray43D. London44R. Rice45K. Williams46J. Goff47T. Etienne48
5T. McMillan60Q. Judkins59M. Nabers58Z. Flowers57J. Price56J. Waddle55D. Smith54C. Olave53C. Skattebo52J. Love51L. McConkey50D. Swift49
6B. Mayfield61P. Washington62D. Adams63S. Darnold64G. Wilson65D. Montgomery66D. Moore67B. Irving68E. Egbuka69T. Higgins70T. Warren71T. Shough72
7J. Warren84R. Odunze83L. Burden82C. Hubbard81B. Tuten80T. McLaurin79C. Stroud78J. Williams77H. Fannin76S. LaPorta75M. Willis74T. Kraft73
8M. Harrison85K. Concepcion86R. Harvey87C. Tate88C. Watson89T. Kelce90A. Pierce91T. Henderson92J. Brooks93R. Stevenson94M. Evans95R. Dowdle96
9D. Metcalf108Q. Johnston107J. Reed106I. Likely105M. Wilson104B. Corum103M. Lloyd102K. Pitts101B. Thomas100J. Dobbins99T. Pollard98J. Downs97
10J. Mason109B. Aubrey110D. Jones111J. Addison112K. Monangai113C. Sutton114M. Andrews115C. Godwin116J. Croskey-Merritt117M. Lemon118D. Stribling119S. Diggs120
11J. Ferguson132J. Johnson131K. Gainwell130T. Allgeier129D. Kincaid128M. Pittman127X. Worthy126W. Robinson125Rams124C. Ward123B. Young122A. Jones121
12K. Fairbairn133Texans134J. Brissett135M. Golden136Seahawks137D. Samuel138Broncos139G. Kittle140J. Jacobs141J. Meyers142Eagles143Steelers144
13G. Smith156J. Coleman155D. Goedert154R. Doubs153H. Mevis152C. Rodriguez151J. Myers150A. Rodgers149W. Marks148C. Dicker147M. Washington146C. Little145
14Chargers157J. Coker158Ravens159F. Mendoza160T. Tagovailoa161Vikings162J. Lane163Jaguars164J. Bates165T. Spears166C. Boswell167K. Shakir168
15Not madeNot madeW. Reichard178H. Butker177Z. Charbonnet176E. McPherson175K. Cousins174T. Loop173J. Tyson172Patriots171R. Shaheed170R. White169
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B+

Mals Pals

Mahl, drafting from pick 1

Took the QB1 at 1.1 and never looked flustered.

Mahl opened the draft with Josh Allen, then let the room panic about running backs while Justin Jefferson fell into the second-round lap. Breece Hall and Jeremiyah Love in rounds three and four is a proper one-two at running back, even if both carry a questionable tag into week 1.

The real work happened in the middle. Baker Mayfield in round 6 is a top-ten superflex QB2 at a discount, and Geno Smith at 156 was the single biggest fall against market ADP in the whole draft. Marvin Harrison Jr. at 85 is roughly market price, not the steal it felt like on the night. Jaylen Warren, DK Metcalf and Jordan Mason give the bench actual starters rather than lottery tickets.

Three QBs with byes in weeks 7, 10 and 13 means no lineup headaches. One round 15 pick is still owed, but the roster is already complete.

Best pick
Geno Smith at 13.156, taken 51 spots after his ADP
Questionable
Jeremiyah Love at 4.37, a rookie taken 8 spots before his ADP with Achane and McBride on the board
Bye watch
Week 14: Harrison, Love and Ferguson all sit. Lock in a seed before then.
  1. 1.1Josh AllenQBBUF7
  2. 2.24Justin JeffersonWRMIN6
  3. 3.36Breece HallRBNYJ13Questionable
  4. 4.37Jeremiyah LoveRBARI14Questionable
  5. 5.60Tetairoa McMillanWRCAR5
  6. 6.61Baker MayfieldQBTB10
  7. 7.84Jaylen WarrenRBPIT9
  8. 8.85Marvin HarrisonWRARI14
  9. 9.108DK MetcalfWRPIT9Questionable
  10. 10.109Jordan MasonRBMIN6
  11. 11.132Jake FergusonTEDAL14
  12. 12.133Ka'imi FairbairnKHOU8
  13. 13.156Geno SmithQBNYJ13
  14. 14.157Los Angeles ChargersDEFLAC7
  15. 15.—Round 15 pick still to be made
C+

Push Tush for Reggie Bush

GrifReaper, drafting from pick 2

Gibbs, two QBs, then a wide receiver room held together with hope.

Jahmyr Gibbs at 1.2 is the safest pick on the board, and Dak Prescott plus Bo Nix in rounds 2 and 3 is a textbook superflex start. Javonte Williams and Quinshon Judkins round out a very reasonable backfield. So far so good.

Then the wide receivers. Parker Washington at 62 (ADP 81) was the first WR taken by this team, followed by Rome Odunze, KC Concepcion and Quentin Johnston. KC Concepcion at 86 against an ADP of 133 was the biggest reach of the entire draft. That is four dart throws and zero proven WR1s in a half-PPR league that starts two receivers plus a flex. Brandon Aubrey in round 10 is a fine kicker, but taking him while Chris Godwin, Jordan Addison and Michael Pittman were still on the board tells the story.

The bright side is age. This is the youngest roster in the league at 25.1, and if Odunze or Concepcion pops, the ceiling changes. Waivers will be busy.

Best pick
Bo Nix at 3.35
Questionable
Brandon Aubrey at 10.110 with the WR room still empty
Bye watch
Week 10: Nix, Odunze and Coleman all off. Dak carries the week alone.
  1. 1.2Jahmyr GibbsRBDET6
  2. 2.23Dak PrescottQBDAL14
  3. 3.35Bo NixQBDEN10
  4. 4.38Javonte WilliamsRBDAL14
  5. 5.59Quinshon JudkinsRBCLE11
  6. 6.62Parker WashingtonWRJAX7
  7. 7.83Rome OdunzeWRCHI10Questionable
  8. 8.86KC ConcepcionWRCLE11
  9. 9.107Quentin JohnstonWRLAC7
  10. 10.110Brandon AubreyKDAL14
  11. 11.131Juwan JohnsonTENO8
  12. 12.134Houston TexansDEFHOU8
  13. 13.155Jonah ColemanRBDEN10
  14. 14.158Jalen CokerWRCAR5
  15. 15.—Round 15 pick still to be made
A

Jaxsons Jiggers

ChubbyChaser20, drafting from pick 3

Star power at every position, and a tight end to make the league jealous.

Bijan Robinson, Jalen Hurts, Omarion Hampton, Brock Bowers, Malik Nabers. That is five straight picks that would start on any team in the league, and Bowers in round 4 quietly wins the tight end position for the year. Against market ADP and expert ranks this was the best draft in the league by a distance: the strongest projected starting nine, and the most value gained after round 5.

Davante Adams and Luther Burden give the receiver room a veteran and a rookie, RJ Harvey is a sensible third back, and Daniel Jones (ADP 68, taken 111) plus Jacoby Brissett in rounds 10 and 12 is the cheapest three-QB room in the draft, and Goedert at 154 was 48 spots below market. Whether Jones holds the Colts job all year is the question mark.

Will Reichard arrived in round 15 to fill the kicker slot, so the only thing left to fix is week 10, which is a disaster: Hurts, Burden, Harvey, Gainwell and Goedert are all off. That week is Jones or Brissett at QB and a thin bench behind them.

Best pick
Brock Bowers at 4.39
Questionable
Jacoby Brissett at 12.135, a third QB behind a QB1 who never misses games
Bye watch
Week 10: five players on bye including the QB1. Trade for depth before then.
  1. 1.3Bijan RobinsonRBATL11
  2. 2.22Jalen HurtsQBPHI10
  3. 3.34Omarion HamptonRBLAC7
  4. 4.39Brock BowersTELV13
  5. 5.58Malik NabersWRNYG8Questionable
  6. 6.63Davante AdamsWRLAR11
  7. 7.82Luther BurdenWRCHI10Questionable
  8. 8.87RJ HarveyRBDEN10
  9. 9.106Jayden ReedWRGB11
  10. 10.111Daniel JonesQBIND13
  11. 11.130Kenny GainwellRBTB10
  12. 12.135Jacoby BrissettQBARI14
  13. 13.154Dallas GoedertTEPHI10
  14. 14.159Baltimore RavensDEFBAL13
  15. 15.178Will ReichardKMIN6
C+

They Hit The 2nd Bower

LewDogz, drafting from pick 4

Six receivers, a kicker taken with the final pick, and still no defence.

Jonathan Taylor at 1.4 and George Pickens at 2.21 is a strong open, and Jaxson Dart in round 3 is a young QB with a real ceiling. Colston Loveland and Isaiah Likely at tight end give this roster two options at a position most teams punted.

The receiver room is deep on names, six of them, but it is Pickens then a queue of Zay Flowers, Carnell Tate, Jordan Addison, Matthew Golden and Romeo Doubs. Meanwhile the running back room behind Taylor is Chuba Hubbard (questionable) and Tyler Allgeier. One injury and the flex becomes a receiver by necessity. The market scores this as the worst projected starting nine in the league and the second most reach-heavy draft: Hubbard at 81 (ADP 122) and Addison at 112 (ADP 138) were both taken well ahead of where anyone else was drafting them.

The bigger problem is administrative. The final pick went on Harrison Butker, which fixes the kicker slot, but the roster is full and there is no defence on it. Something gets dropped on Wednesday or the DEF slot starts week 1 empty.

Best pick
Colston Loveland at 4.40
Questionable
Fernando Mendoza at 14.160 as a third QB, which is why there is no defence
Bye watch
Weeks 11 and 13: Darnold, Golden and Doubs off in 11; Taylor, Flowers and Mendoza off in 13.
  1. 1.4Jonathan TaylorRBIND13
  2. 2.21George PickensWRDAL14
  3. 3.33Jaxson DartQBNYG8
  4. 4.40Colston LovelandTECHI10
  5. 5.57Zay FlowersWRBAL13Questionable
  6. 6.64Sam DarnoldQBSEA11
  7. 7.81Chuba HubbardRBCAR5Questionable
  8. 8.88Carnell TateWRTEN9Questionable
  9. 9.105Isaiah LikelyTENYG8
  10. 10.112Jordan AddisonWRMIN6
  11. 11.129Tyler AllgeierRBARI14
  12. 12.136Matthew GoldenWRGB11
  13. 13.153Romeo DoubsWRNE11
  14. 14.160Fernando MendozaQBLV13
  15. 15.177Harrison ButkerKKC5
B-

MaHomie N Herbie

DazzaD1, drafting from pick 5

The best top three in the league, then a whole lot of questionable tags.

Ja'Marr Chase, De'Von Achane and Trey McBride is the strongest opening trio anyone drafted. Add Patrick Mahomes in round 4 and this is a championship core on paper.

The paper gets thin quickly. Jadarian Price at 56 was a reach for a rookie behind an established starter, Bhayshul Tuten and Kyle Monangai are both questionable, Zach Charbonnet is on PUP, and Mahomes himself is questionable heading into week 1. Five injury flags on one roster is a lot for a Tuesday in September.

The superflex slot is the concern. Tua Tagovailoa at 161 is the only QB2 on the roster, and he is now at Atlanta. If Mahomes misses time, this team is starting a backup in a league where QBs score like receivers. Week 5 is Mahomes' bye, which arrives fast.

Best pick
Trey McBride at 3.32
Questionable
Jadarian Price at 5.56
Bye watch
Week 11: Price, Watson, Charbonnet and Tua all off. Week 5: Mahomes off, Tua starts.
  1. 1.5Ja'Marr ChaseWRCIN6Questionable
  2. 2.20De'Von AchaneRBMIA6
  3. 3.32Trey McBrideTEARI14
  4. 4.41Patrick MahomesQBKC5Questionable
  5. 5.56Jadarian PriceRBSEA11
  6. 6.65Garrett WilsonWRNYJ13
  7. 7.80Bhayshul TutenRBJAX7Questionable
  8. 8.89Christian WatsonWRGB11
  9. 9.104Michael WilsonWRARI14
  10. 10.113Kyle MonangaiRBCHI10Questionable
  11. 11.128Dalton KincaidTEBUF7
  12. 12.137Seattle SeahawksDEFSEA11
  13. 13.152Harrison MevisKLAR11
  14. 14.161Tua TagovailoaQBATL11
  15. 15.176Zach CharbonnetRBSEA11PUP
B+

The Justin Fuckers

tim7w, drafting from pick 6

A veteran side that will win a lot of regular season games and worry about December later.

Lamar Jackson at 1.6 is the correct pick, and A.J. Brown, Kenneth Walker and Matthew Stafford in rounds 2 to 4 lock in a floor most teams would envy. Jaylen Waddle, David Montgomery and Terry McLaurin keep the quality going.

This is the oldest roster in the league by a distance, averaging 29.4 years. Stafford is 38, Kelce is 36, McLaurin, Sutton and Deebo are all 30. That buys a lot of week 1 certainty and a lot of week 12 risk, and with only two QBs rostered there is no cover if Stafford's body decides it has had enough.

Six receivers and a single tight end is heavy at one position, but the receivers are all real NFL starters, which is more than several teams can say. Nothing flashy, nothing broken, and the expert ranks rate it the fourth-strongest projected starting lineup in the league.

Best pick
A.J. Brown at 2.19
Questionable
Travis Kelce at 8.90 when Kyle Pitts and Tucker Kraft were still there
Bye watch
Week 11: Brown, Stafford and Corum all off. Only two QBs, so Lamar is alone that week.
  1. 1.6Lamar JacksonQBBAL13
  2. 2.19A.J. BrownWRNE11
  3. 3.31Kenneth WalkerRBKC5
  4. 4.42Matthew StaffordQBLAR11
  5. 5.55Jaylen WaddleWRDEN10
  6. 6.66David MontgomeryRBHOU8
  7. 7.79Terry McLaurinWRWAS7
  8. 8.90Travis KelceTEKC5
  9. 9.103Blake CorumRBLAR11
  10. 10.114Courtland SuttonWRDEN10
  11. 11.127Michael PittmanWRPIT9Questionable
  12. 12.138Deebo SamuelWRSF8
  13. 13.151Chris RodriguezRBJAX7
  14. 14.162Minnesota VikingsDEFMIN6
  15. 15.175Evan McPhersonKCIN6
B+

Rome wasnt builtin Odunze

williamdundas27, drafting from pick 7

Four quarterbacks, two elite backs, and a team name that aged badly by round 7.

Saquon Barkley and Ashton Jeanty in rounds 1 and 3 is the best running back pairing in the league. Caleb Williams at 2.18 and Kyler Murray at 4.43 handle both QB slots with genuine upside. Through four rounds this was the draft of the night.

Then C.J. Stroud in round 7 and Kirk Cousins in round 15 made it four quarterbacks for two slots. Hoarding QBs in superflex is a legitimate strategy, but only if you turn the surplus into a trade before the byes. The receiver room of DeVonta Smith, DJ Moore, Alec Pierce and Xavier Worthy needs the help.

And yes, the team is called Rome wasnt builtin Odunze. Rome Odunze was drafted by Push Tush for Reggie Bush at pick 83. Rome was built elsewhere.

Best pick
Ashton Jeanty at 3.30
Questionable
Kirk Cousins at 15.174 as a fourth QB
Bye watch
Week 13: Jeanty, Pierce, Andrews, Lane and Cousins all off. Trade a QB for a receiver.
  1. 1.7Saquon BarkleyRBPHI10
  2. 2.18Caleb WilliamsQBCHI10
  3. 3.30Ashton JeantyRBLV13Questionable
  4. 4.43Kyler MurrayQBMIN6
  5. 5.54DeVonta SmithWRPHI10
  6. 6.67DJ MooreWRBUF7
  7. 7.78C.J. StroudQBHOU8
  8. 8.91Alec PierceWRIND13
  9. 9.102MarShawn LloydRBGB11
  10. 10.115Mark AndrewsTEBAL13
  11. 11.126Xavier WorthyWRKC5
  12. 12.139Denver BroncosDEFDEN10
  13. 13.150Jason MyersKSEA11
  14. 14.163Ja'Kobi LaneWRBAL13
  15. 15.174Kirk CousinsQBLV13
A-

JackinGoff

Jacob0973, drafting from pick 8

No fireworks, no holes. The kind of draft that makes the playoffs and annoys everyone.

Drake Maye at 1.8, Chase Brown at 2.17 and Brock Purdy at 3.29 is a calm, balanced open. Drake London and Chris Olave give two receivers with target share, and Bucky Irving at 68 is market price with a real ceiling.

Jameson Williams, TreVeyon Henderson and Kyle Pitts keep the upside coming through the middle rounds, and Chris Godwin plus George Kittle are veterans who fell further than they should have. Aaron Rodgers at 42 is a third QB with a bye in week 9, which staggers nicely with Maye (11) and Purdy (8).

The one cluster to manage is week 11, when Maye, Henderson, London and Pitts all sit together. Otherwise this is a roster with fifteen usable players and nothing to apologise for. The numbers agree: second-best value gained against ADP and the third-strongest projected starting lineup in the league.

Best pick
Chris Godwin at 10.116 and George Kittle at 12.140, two veterans the market had 50 picks earlier
Questionable
Aaron Rodgers at 13.149, a 42-year-old QB3 when a bench RB was the greater need
Bye watch
Week 11: Maye, Henderson, London and Pitts off. Week 8: Purdy, Olave and Kittle off.
  1. 1.8Drake MayeQBNE11
  2. 2.17Chase BrownRBCIN6
  3. 3.29Brock PurdyQBSF8
  4. 4.44Drake LondonWRATL11
  5. 5.53Chris OlaveWRNO8
  6. 6.68Bucky IrvingRBTB10
  7. 7.77Jameson WilliamsWRDET6
  8. 8.92TreVeyon HendersonRBNE11Questionable
  9. 9.101Kyle PittsTEATL11
  10. 10.116Chris GodwinWRTB10
  11. 11.125Wan'Dale RobinsonWRTEN9Questionable
  12. 12.140George KittleTESF8Questionable
  13. 13.149Aaron RodgersQBPIT9
  14. 14.164Jacksonville JaguarsDEFJAX7
  15. 15.173Tyler LoopKBAL13
B

Myles Away From Happiness

Snackadaktal, drafting from pick 9

Two young QBs, a receiver room with real targets, and a running back group built on hope and Tuesday waivers.

Joe Burrow and Jayden Daniels at 1.9 and 2.16 is exactly what a slot 9 superflex draft should look like: two top-eight quarterbacks with byes in weeks 6 and 7, no overlap, no drama. Nico Collins and Rashee Rice give two receivers who command volume, and Emeka Egbuka plus Brian Thomas Jr. add youth behind them.

Running back is where the risk lives. Cam Skattebo in round 5 is the lead, then Jonathon Brooks, Jacory Croskey-Merritt and Woody Marks are all questionable or unproven. Josh Jacobs at 12.141 looks like the steal of the draft on name value, but a player of that calibre does not fall 140 picks without a reason. Check the status before you pencil him into the flex.

The market view is less kind than the vibe: expert ranks have Daniels as a QB12, Rice as a WR23 and Thomas as a WR46, which drags the projected starting lineup into the bottom third of the league. The structure is clean, the ceiling is real, the floor is a question. Only two QBs and no QB3 is a deliberate choice, and one that needs solving before the week 6 and 7 byes. Harold Fannin at tight end in round 7 is a nice bit of youth. Jordyn Tyson is a straight IR stash.

Best pick
Rashee Rice at 4.45
Questionable
Jonathon Brooks at 8.93, a questionable RB when Bucky Irving went 25 picks earlier
Bye watch
Week 8: Collins, Skattebo, Marks and Tyson off. Week 7: Daniels, Croskey-Merritt and Thomas off. Get a QB3.
  1. 1.9Joe BurrowQBCIN6
  2. 2.16Jayden DanielsQBWAS7
  3. 3.28Nico CollinsWRHOU8
  4. 4.45Rashee RiceWRKC5
  5. 5.52Cam SkatteboRBNYG8
  6. 6.69Emeka EgbukaWRTB10Questionable
  7. 7.76Harold FanninTECLE11
  8. 8.93Jonathon BrooksRBCAR5Questionable
  9. 9.100Brian ThomasWRJAX7
  10. 10.117Jacory Croskey-MerrittRBWAS7Questionable
  11. 11.124Los Angeles RamsDEFLAR11
  12. 12.141Josh JacobsRBGB11NA
  13. 13.148Woody MarksRBHOU8
  14. 14.165Jake BatesKDET6
  15. 15.172Jordyn TysonWRNO8IR
B-

My Bolles are Barron

PackJhilp, drafting from pick 10

Christian McCaffrey at 30. Puka Nacua questionable. Six injury flags. Buckle up.

The talent is undeniable. Christian McCaffrey, Puka Nacua, Kyren Williams, Tee Higgins and Sam LaPorta would have been a top-three draft two years ago, and Trevor Lawrence plus Jordan Love in rounds 3 and 5 covers superflex properly, with Cam Ward as a third.

The problem is that McCaffrey, Nacua, Higgins, LaPorta and Jakobi Meyers are all carrying a questionable tag into week 1, and the kicker is too. Rhamondre Stevenson and J.K. Dobbins are the running back insurance, which is sensible, but this roster will live and die by the Sunday morning injury report.

Week 11 is a bye pile-up: Nacua, Kyren Williams, Jordan Love and Stevenson all off together. Makai Lemon in round 10 is the fun rookie swing.

Best pick
Jordan Love at 5.51
Questionable
Christian McCaffrey at 1.10, age 30 and questionable, with Cook, Lamb and JSN still there
Bye watch
Week 11: Nacua, K. Williams, Love and Stevenson off. Check the injury report every Sunday.
  1. 1.10Christian McCaffreyRBSF8Questionable
  2. 2.15Puka NacuaWRLAR11Questionable
  3. 3.27Trevor LawrenceQBJAX7
  4. 4.46Kyren WilliamsRBLAR11
  5. 5.51Jordan LoveQBGB11
  6. 6.70Tee HigginsWRCIN6Questionable
  7. 7.75Sam LaPortaTEDET6Questionable
  8. 8.94Rhamondre StevensonRBNE11
  9. 9.99J.K. DobbinsRBDEN10
  10. 10.118Makai LemonWRPHI10
  11. 11.123Cam WardQBTEN9
  12. 12.142Jakobi MeyersWRJAX7Questionable
  13. 13.147Cameron DickerKLAC7Questionable
  14. 14.166Tyjae SpearsRBTEN9
  15. 15.171New England PatriotsDEFNE11
B-

Deep Balls and Grimace

ronaldmcdonaId, drafting from pick 11

Elite skill players, and a quarterback bye week that should have been caught on a napkin.

James Cook, CeeDee Lamb and Derrick Henry through three rounds is the most productive trio anyone opened with. Ladd McConkey, Tyler Warren and Mike Evans are quality on top, and Tony Pollard is a proper handcuff-plus.

The quarterback room is the issue. Jared Goff (bye 6), Malik Willis (bye 6) and Bryce Young (bye 5). In week 6, this team needs two starting quarterbacks and has exactly one, Bryce Young. Three QBs and still short in a bye week is a rare achievement.

Henry is 32 and Evans is 33, so the age curve is working against the top end, but the floor this roster produces through week 5 is very high. Fix the QB overlap with a trade or a waiver claim before week 6, and this is a contender: expert ranks put the projected starting nine second in the league, behind only the Jiggers.

Best pick
Ladd McConkey at 5.50
Questionable
Malik Willis at 7.74, a QB2 who shares a bye with the QB1
Bye watch
Week 6: Goff and Willis both off. Bryce Young starts and the superflex slot is empty unless a trade happens.
  1. 1.11James CookRBBUF7
  2. 2.14CeeDee LambWRDAL14
  3. 3.26Derrick HenryRBBAL13
  4. 4.47Jared GoffQBDET6
  5. 5.50Ladd McConkeyWRLAC7
  6. 6.71Tyler WarrenTEIND13Questionable
  7. 7.74Malik WillisQBMIA6
  8. 8.95Mike EvansWRSF8Questionable
  9. 9.98Tony PollardRBTEN9
  10. 10.119De'Zhaun StriblingWRSF8Questionable
  11. 11.122Bryce YoungQBCAR5
  12. 12.143Philadelphia EaglesDEFPHI10
  13. 13.146Mike WashingtonRBLV13
  14. 14.167Chris BoswellKPIT9
  15. 15.170Rashid ShaheedWRSEA11
B

Kempsey Cum and find out

Pelicanpete, drafting from pick 12

Two elite receivers, a stud QB1, and a Tyler Shough-sized question mark at superflex.

Jaxon Smith-Njigba and Amon-Ra St. Brown at 12 and 13 is the best receiver pairing in the league, full stop. Justin Herbert at 3.25 is a comfortable QB1, and Travis Etienne plus D'Andre Swift give a serviceable backfield.

The superflex slot is Tyler Shough, drafted at 72. That is a lot of trust in a second-year Saints quarterback when Stroud, Daniel Jones and Cam Ward all went later. Tucker Kraft at tight end is a solid pick, and Stefon Diggs at 32 plus Aaron Jones at 31 give veteran depth with obvious decline risk.

Bye week 7 is heavy: Herbert, Diggs, Shakir and Rachaad White are all off. That week is Shough at QB with no cover. Otherwise a well-shaped roster with a very high receiver ceiling.

Best pick
Amon-Ra St. Brown at 2.13
Questionable
Tyler Shough at 6.72 as the only QB2
Bye watch
Week 7: Herbert, Diggs, Shakir and White off. Week 8: Shough and Etienne off. Two straight thin weeks.
  1. 1.12Jaxon Smith-NjigbaWRSEA11
  2. 2.13Amon-Ra St. BrownWRDET6
  3. 3.25Justin HerbertQBLAC7
  4. 4.48Travis EtienneRBNO8
  5. 5.49D'Andre SwiftRBCHI10Questionable
  6. 6.72Tyler ShoughQBNO8
  7. 7.73Tucker KraftTEGB11Questionable
  8. 8.96Rico DowdleRBPIT9
  9. 9.97Josh DownsWRIND13Questionable
  10. 10.120Stefon DiggsWRWAS7
  11. 11.121Aaron JonesRBMIN6
  12. 12.144Pittsburgh SteelersDEFPIT9
  13. 13.145Cam LittleKJAX7
  14. 14.168Khalil ShakirWRBUF7Questionable
  15. 15.169Rachaad WhiteRBWAS7Questionable

Predicted standings

Fourteen-week regular season, six playoff spots, playoffs from week 15. Base order is the expert projected starting lineup, then adjusted for quarterback depth, bye-week overlap, age and injury tags. Records are a guess dressed up as a forecast. Screenshot accordingly.

#TeamRecordWhy
1Jaxsons Jiggers10-4Best starting nine by a distance, three QBs, only week 10 to survive.
2JackinGoff9-5No weak spot, three QBs with staggered byes, deepest bench of usable players.
3Deep Balls and Grimace9-5Second-best lineup on paper. One ugly week 6 and two 30-plus stars carrying the top end.
4Rome wasnt builtin Odunze8-6Barkley and Jeanty plus a QB surplus to trade. Receivers hold it back.
5Mals Pals8-6Allen, Jefferson and the cleanest QB bye structure in the league. Depth is real.
6The Justin Fuckers8-6Highest floor in September, lowest in December. Two QBs and a 38-year-old is the risk.
7My Bolles are Barron7-7Championship ceiling if McCaffrey and Nacua play 14 games. First team out because they probably won't.
8Kempsey Cum and find out6-8Elite WR pair, but Shough at superflex every week is a weekly handicap.
9Myles Away From Happiness6-8Young QBs and receivers with upside; the running back room is a waiver project.
10MaHomie N Herbie6-8Chase, Achane, McBride can win any week. Tua as the only QB2 can lose any week.
11Push Tush for Reggie Bush4-10Gibbs and two QBs, then the thinnest receiver room in the league.
12They Hit The 2nd Bower3-11Weakest projected lineup, one RB, no defence yet. The rebuild starts on the waiver wire.

Champion pick: Jaxsons Jiggers. Dark horse: MaHomie N Herbie, if Mahomes stays upright and a real QB2 turns up in a trade.

Draft night honours

Handed out with the usual rigour, which is to say none.

Steal of the draft

Geno Smith at 13.156 to Mals Pals, 51 picks after his market ADP. Goedert (154 vs 106), Kittle (140 vs 92), Rodgers (149 vs 104) and Daniel Jones (111 vs 68) close behind.

Reach of the draft

KC Concepcion at 8.86 to Push Tush for Reggie Bush, 47 picks before his ADP. Chuba Hubbard (81 vs 122) and Josh Downs (97 vs 129) were the runners-up.

The Justin Tucker memorial

Push Tush for Reggie Bush, for taking Brandon Aubrey at 10.110, the first kicker off the board by 23 picks, with a receiver room that still had two empty spots. The league is named after this exact decision.

Rome was built elsewhere

Rome wasnt builtin Odunze named the team after Rome Odunze, then watched Push Tush take him at 83. Consolation prize: four quarterbacks for two slots, the largest QB collection in the league.

Living dangerously

Deep Balls and Grimace drafted three QBs with byes in weeks 6, 6 and 5. Week 6 is Bryce Young and an empty superflex slot unless a trade happens first.

Cotton wool required

My Bolles are Barron enters week 1 with six players tagged questionable: McCaffrey, Nacua, Higgins, LaPorta, Meyers and the kicker. MaHomie N Herbie is one behind with five, including Mahomes.

Youngest roster

Push Tush for Reggie Bush, average age 25.1 at the skill positions, with four of five receivers aged 24 or under. A rebuild in a league with no keepers.

Oldest roster

The Justin Fuckers, average age 29.4. Stafford is 38, Kelce is 36, and five more starters are 30 or over. Built for September, insured for nothing.

Homework outstanding

They Hit The 2nd Bower used the final pick on a kicker and finished with fifteen players and no defence. Something is getting dropped on Wednesday.

The Melbourne game

My Bolles are Barron has McCaffrey, Nacua and Kyren Williams all playing at the MCG on Thursday. Three starters in one game, on Australian soil, at a civilised hour. Everyone else gets one player at most.

The long haul

The whole league. First pick 6:01pm Wednesday 2 September, pick 178 at 12:11pm the following Tuesday. That is 138 hours for 178 picks, or 46 minutes per pick on average, and two picks still not made with kickoff a day away. Sleeper does not publish who sat on the clock, so the slowest drafter award is decided by group chat consensus.

How the grades were checked

The written grades were first done on roster construction, then validated against two public references. Where the numbers disagreed with the eye test, the grade moved.

Market value: FFPC 12-team superflex ADP as at 6 September. For every pick in rounds 1 to 10, ADP minus pick number, summed. Positive means players were taken later than the market, negative means reaches. Projected lineup: Draft Buddy superflex expert ranks (half-PPR, 30 August), summed across each team's nine best players. Lower is stronger. Kickers and defences are excluded from both because that market drafts them eight rounds later than this league does. FFPC is full-PPR with tight end premium, so tight ends look pricier there than they are here.

TeamGradeADP valueLineup rank
Jaxsons JiggersA+391st (373)
JackinGoffA-+353rd (461)
Mals PalsB+-518th (506)
Rome wasnt builtin OdunzeB+-575th (473)
The Justin FuckersB+-324th (469)
Myles Away From HappinessB-5111th (581)
Kempsey Cum and find outB-547th (488)
Deep Balls and GrimaceB-+112nd (460)
My Bolles are BarronB--356th (476)
MaHomie N HerbieB--2510th (541)
They Hit The 2nd BowerC+-9712th (604)
Push Tush for Reggie BushC+-1079th (540)

Deep Balls and Grimace is the one the numbers like more than the grade does. The week 6 quarterback bye is a structural problem no ADP table captures, and the grade stays until it is fixed.